The Amazing Jesse Carter doing his skit which was the Dating Game. The Student bodies job was to help him pick his date for the dance since he is sooooooooooo popular especially with the Ladies. His friend Lance Brown was dressed up like a girl and after asking questions and showing off his whistling abilities he picks Lance "Shaggy". Lance carries Jesse off and gives him a piggy back ride in his high heels and prom dress. It was really funny and everyone loved his skit. Jesse has an Amazing personality, people love to be around him and the girls think he is Darling.
I found Jesse script and thought it would be fun to remember it.
Today we are going to play the dating game! I would like you, the student body of CHS to help me decide who to choose! Please welcome the host of our show, Acadian Soldier! (Dance Hard Core) - (Kade introduces Baccalaureates)
Host Script
Welcome to the dating game! I am your host Acadian Soldier, lets meet our Baccalaureates.
Baccalaureate number one likes long walks on the beach, romantic candle lit dinners, and says it has been her life long dream to go to Sweethearts with you. (Mara Weaver)
Baccalaureate number two has long, flowing, luscious, locks, (little side note for you Jesse, she just got it dyed with the newest color called, "little tint of heaven." she is said by many to be very handsome...I mean beautiful. (Lance Brown)
Baccalaureate number 3 is very athletic. She is on both the basketball and soccer team and is a black belt in Karate! She says she can't wait to whip you into shape. (Jessica Wood)
One at a time girls say hello to Jesse. Baccalaureate number 1, number 2, number 3. Alright Jesse, go ahead with you questions.
Questions to Baccalaureates
1. I love art especially cartoons. Number one, look over at number one and tell me which Cartoon Character she looks most like... hmmm...sounds sexy!
Answer- "Shaggy" from Scooby Do
2. When ever I go out, girls are ALWAYS following me. If we go out together and a bunch of girls start following me, what would you say to them to make them go away?
Answer- I might run away with them!!!
3. Number three, I love to whistle. It fills me with joy when others whistle with me. I am going to whistle a song, and you whistle with me...Lord of the Rings. (Go all out!)
Answer- That.....was music to my ears number three.
Decision time....
Well number one, saying that number two looks like Shaggy couldn't possibly be true. He is a good look in fella, but in girl form....I am going to have to eliminate you.
-Didn't see that one com-in.
Number three....Your whistling skills were not exactly my standards. You see, I myself belong to a prestigious whistling crew dubbed the whistling winds, WW for short. I could get kicked out if I was seen with an anti whistler. I am going to have to eliminate you.
-I should have abandoned the whistling winds.
Number two....Despite your disturbingly low voice...You are the chosen one!
Lance chased Jesse and tried to carry him but ended up putting him on his back and took him off the floor.
Everyone Roared with laughter.
Take a Note of Jesse's Lovely hair.
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